I’d be a lion if I said I wasn’t obsessed.

Did you know that there are a breed of bunnies that have little manes like lions? Yes, they are aptly named Lion Headed Rabbits and I am quickly becoming obsessed. I found out that mircopigs are illegal to have as pets in NYC, so I’m going to let that dream die for the time being.

But check this out!

I know, its ridiculous. They even have a competition in Kentucky every year, its like the Westminster of pompous wittle wabbits. I MUST go. Check out how regal the winners circle looks.

My only complaint is I think instead of ribbons they should wear tiny tiaras. oh, and little scepters that look like carrots.

Katt Burglar

hey yo!

Parking would be a breeze!

**Christmas is not that far away.

 

***Fine, fuck it. I’ll settle for the hat.

Role Model

CUDZOO took over Ars Nova

It finally happened. I can now breathe. Wait, no, I have a BOF show tonight so I won’t exhale till tomorrow. But I’m one step away from my crazy ass week!

After a week of Cudzoo rehearsals, techs, BOF editing, BOf shoot, house band at Showgasm, and what else… oh yeah, TWO jobs, I made it through the weekend.

My band and love, CUDZOO and the Faggetttes, had our performance at ANT fest at Ars Nova- a beautiful space with the kindest, sweetest, most attractive staff you’ve ever met.

We sang! We danced! Debuted videos! Costume changed! Champagne! Streamer canon! Hangover! Repeat!

*more pics and maybe a video or two coming soon!

Who owns this?

I’ll be over with a six packs of Sparks in 2o minutes.

Good DOG almighty!

Every October, Purina holds their annual Incredible Dog Challange in Missouri. This year was a doozy! Lets see what the dogs are thinking..

“Well, at least she puts on clothes in public. You don’t know torture till you are balancing on the stanky feet of a butt naked lonely woman watching Grey’s Anatomy”.

“I should not have had that second appletini.”

“oh god, is he doing that terrible Matrix lean back move behind me again. I can’t even look. This is my day, Nathan, give me one day”.

 

In addition to a grand masquerade ball tomorrow night, I will also be attending Vice magazine’s 15th anniversary 1994 party. Full recap coming soon!

Put it down slowly, Spano.

I have a peeping tom….

and he’s black.

this little nutty dude watched me brush my teeth, water my plants, and moisturize. get a life!