Archive for October, 2009

Good DOG almighty!

October 30, 2009

Every October, Purina holds their annual Incredible Dog Challange in Missouri. This year was a doozy! Lets see what the dogs are thinking..

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“Well, at least she puts on clothes in public. You don’t know torture till you are balancing on the stanky feet of a butt naked lonely woman watching Grey’s Anatomy”.

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“I should not have had that second appletini.”

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“oh god, is he doing that terrible Matrix lean back move behind me again. I can’t even look. This is my day, Nathan, give me one day”.

 

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October 30, 2009

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In addition to a grand masquerade ball tomorrow night, I will also be attending Vice magazine’s 15th anniversary 1994 party. Full recap coming soon!

Put it down slowly, Spano.

October 29, 2009

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I have a peeping tom….

October 29, 2009

and he’s black.

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this little nutty dude watched me brush my teeth, water my plants, and moisturize. get a life!

Aw Lawd

October 27, 2009

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I doubt this bride was difficult to get along with at all. Total peach to all the bridesmaids. If i were the husband, I would eat the boob first=. I’m sure the bride appreciates a good joke.

*courtesy of cakewrecks.blgospot.com —->amazing!

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October 27, 2009

A weekend that includes this sunset with a pumpkin beer in my hand and mexican food with friends.. I can go for that, yes can do.

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I’m piggin out!!

October 27, 2009

The newest pet craze in the UK is, get this…. micro pigs! Ok they don’t stay as small as in the pic below, however, they may be the most adorable thing I’ve ever laid my eyes on.

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The Brits are cuckoo for them, especially celebrities. In fact, the few articles I’ve seen on them have mentioned one of the owners to be Ruper Grint.

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which I find interested considering he was diagnosed with swine flu earlier this year. That wizard loves him some danger.

God I want one. He can be best friends with my future Brussels Griffon & hedgehog.

The point I’m trying to make is clearly this…

Baby pigs are so much CUTER than babies dressed as pigs. Don’t even try baby dressed as pig. Quit your bacon fakin, it ain’t cute.

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What are you clapping about?!? You lost, baby dressed as pig. I’m pretty sure your “hooves” just look like two more snouts.

Hell, I’m not gonna lie, baby dressed as pig, you’ve got less of a shot than puppy dressed as pig.

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You make my heart sing.

October 22, 2009

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going to see this in an hour. i am stoked. finally questions answered. cause i just presumed they were out of the hollywood spotlight or on a reality show on E!

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**Wild Thing is my official pingpong nickname. Thanks you Charles.

I just stumbled upon this headline..

October 22, 2009

MAN PLEADS GUIILTY TO DUI IN A MOTORIZED LA-Z-BOY.

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This made a lot of questions pop into my mind. Like..

1) where do i get one of these? & 2) is this man single?

The most terrifying and witty creature of the sea..

October 21, 2009

SHARK TWAIN!

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