no, seriously, i mean it this time.

After stuffing my face with southern hospitality for the last 8 days, and keeping up with the NC tradition of only getting up and walking to the kitchen and to the car…. I’m gonna make a change as soon as my feet touch NY soil. Oh , that could be weeks…. i mean, as soon as my shoes touch NY asphalt.

And the perfect inspiration… watching this show on BBCA

Dear god! If you have not watched it, you should. It makes me seriously think about all the gross junk I put in my body from day to day.  And also why the US doesnt use a weight system that makes a couple extra pounds sound not that bad. 18 stones in Englandd is terribly obese, but I think it sounds adorable.

brills

Maybelline has come out with a vibrating mascara.

At 7,000 vibrations per minute, the movement of the brush is designed to mimic the zig-zag motion that a professional makeup artist might use.

And its compact shape fits perfectly on your night stand.

(wink*)

Party of One

Started the day off with my new regimen.. coffee + golden girls. That amped me up enough to head to Stone Mountain State Park and do a little hiking (but not before getting some Bojangles and stopping by a Goodwill).

glass bottle Cheerwine! Delicious. And, yes, that’s  a a Sonic Cherry Limeade in the other cupholder. Got my beverage on yalls.

Popped by the local produce stand, grabbed some peaches and whipped up a quick biscuit peach cobbler. mmmmm.

I’m so thankful that calories don’t exist in north carolina. they dont right? RIGHT?!?!?!

Spoiler Alert

BOF get a little more mature in its Sophmore season. scandal patrol!

Ride Sally Ride!

Sometimes there are nights at Mustangs Sally’s when you roll up unassumingly after work, celebrate a couple birthdays, people start trading clothes, having photoshoots, doing BOF dances, taking shots, singing happy birthday 80 times, and then you come home at 5am and have to yell at your neighbor thru the window to let you in the building cause you forgot your keys. These are moments when I am thankful for the MTA.

mhmm, i was a baby. proof!

* i look like im already shmoozing.

oh boy.

Splenda now comes with fiber.  The only time I even use this lil’ packet is in my rocket fuel morning coffee.

fiber + coffee..?
this is gonna get real, yall.

just filling out some adult paperwork…

with my pony pencil.

Now that would ruin a picnic!

In an attempt to control the ant population in Texas, scientists have developed parasitic flies that infest the ant, eat its brain out, and then the ant wonders around aimlessly for 2 weeks before heading to bug heaven. They are calling them

ZOMBIE ANTS!!!!

I don’t really see what the big whoop is. I’ve had a zombie aunt for years. Ol’ Aunt Florence.

Aunt Florence! I thought you had given up the fanny pack….. caught you red handed. Oh hey yo!

ahhhh, Aunt Florence, you kill me. Wait, dont, hahaha. She’s a character.

the hottest, most modest, brilliant goddess… BEKAH BRUNSTETTER

Toot Toot Tooting my friends horn! My lovely friend Bekah is featured in the September issue of Vogue for her playwriting skills in the “What People are Talking About” section. Her new play “Oorah!” is opening at the Atlantic Theater company in September and the theat-uh world is abuzz.

Heck, I was just gonna blog about her housewarming party she threw on Saturday…

Here’s Cudzoo and the lady of the hour below….

When she’s not busy being compared to Mamet, she makes a mean bacon dip and all her friends feel welcome.

*Let it be known that Cudzoo had just come from the photo shoot I blogged about below. It was the same day, we would never wear an outfit twice. Miss Brunstetter wouldn’t hang with fashion fauxs.. she’s in Vogue yall!

p.s. how adorbs is this woman?