Archive for April, 2010

I don’t believe this for a second.

April 23, 2010

Apparently back in 2003, America’s “Yummo” queen, Rachel Ray, posed for a risque spread in FHM magazine.

Oh, I believe she actually participated in this shoot. It’s the concept I have a problem with. Everyone knows Rachel Ray doesn’t bake!  In yo face FHM!

*from here on out, the only spread I hope to see from RR is something I can put on  a nice whole grain cracker. Ya heard?

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Woman ‘gets Chinese accent after bad migraine’

April 23, 2010

Sarah Colwill, a 35 year old woman,  has suddenly started speaking with a Chinese accent after suffering a severe migraine, she said in comments quoted by local media Tuesday.

Sarah said she suspected something was definitely off when she saw Mamrie Hart eager to take her seat when the R train pulled into Canal St.

Rapper AKON has a new cologne.

April 21, 2010

Apparently he learned all about smells during his most recent prison stint. I wonder if this ‘gold’ treasure turns your pulse points green.

More like “How to Have Cold Chills till your Hair Follicles are Ache’n”

April 19, 2010

This is LOVE.

April 19, 2010

** Oh and I’m back in NYC with a weekend that consisted of burritos, The Runaways, Crif Dogs, coronas, delish vegetarian food, sleeping in late, and its capping off with a pomegranate martini whilst rocking a leopard print snuggie.  Oh life! You’s so stoopid.

AUSSome day!

April 15, 2010

Oh what a lovely day! Breakfast at the Little Swallow Cafe followed by a trip to Daylesford. Sure Daylesford might sound like the name of a town you go buck hunting and drink Natty Lite on an innertube (not specifically on a river), but you would be wrong. Its known as the spa capital of Australia and less known for their incredible collection of weird erotic puppy statues.

We went to their famous Mill which is basically a humungous warehouse of vintage goods, so I was in Heaven (obvi). Got some cool finds but they were gifts so my lips are sealed. Unless of course I’m at Breakfast and Beer and then I will eat everything in sight. YUM.

Next stop, the Chocolate Mill. I got everything from cardamom disks to ganache filled echidnas. I recommend this place unless you are a recovered chocoholic and fear relapse. I have yet to hit my rock bottom, so back off.

This is also the place that Limp Bizkit decided to name their 3rd album.

The day rounded out by Cec and I heading into Melbourne for the Comedy Festival and saw David O’Doherty who was both hysterical and adorable (calm down Seth).

Here’s Cecily in the Forum post show, which also included fried eggplant and other pre-diet-as-soon-as-I-touch-the-States goodness.

Gonna miss this grubby face.

April 13, 2010

2 more days in Oz.

My Little Phony

April 13, 2010

Have you seen a My Little Pony doll recently? What the heck happened?! Back when I was clockin in some serious pony time in the bath tub, the equestrian cuties were ever so sweet. They had chubby cheeks and shy smiles and pictures of wholesome things on their sides, like strawberries or cupcakes. Apparently, however, these impressionable ponies were herded up and shipped to L.A. in 1990. They’ve gotten quite a bit of work done and now the precious pictures just look like tramp stamps. Harumph!

I need some Gaylord in my mouth right the f* now.

April 13, 2010

Indian restaurant in Melbourne.

Naima is 2 (cute)!

April 13, 2010

An afternoon spent in the oak park, which ended up being in a picnic shelter from the rain. But with the worlds cutest Australian kids,a rainbow cake, and my sparkler performance which scared all the children… a lovely time was had by all.