Monkey see, Monkey do you see anything?

Look, no. I don’t care if it’s his birthday, he’s cut off. I’m not serving him. Because I will get fired, okay? It’s against NY law to serve someone that’s so intoxicated that they’re clinging to your thumb. Now put your friend in a cab or on the back of a hummingbird or something, he needs to go home.

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