i dont normally post pervey stuff, but i found this business card on the F train (no pun intended) tracks a few nights ago and scooped it up. WTF.
i dont know if it is
A) the saddest, most WHORE’ibble attempt at meeting people ive ever seen.
B) the cruelest trick anyone has ever played on another fellow human.
However, I do know one thing it IS. it IS an embarassment when it falls out of your notebook on the train while a creepy huge man with a boxing glove keychain wont stop staring at you. then sees it on the train floor and give you a big grin. oh new york!