scrimpin’ on my shrimpin’? that just aint right.

 A woman called 911 to report she didn’t get as much shrimp as she wanted in her fried rice at a Texas restaurant.



** let the record state that you could not pay me enough money to eat these little sea insects. the whole idea of having to “de-vein” them turns the ol’ tummy. however, i do like the idea of a real sassy vein intact shrimp whose catch phrase is… “Why’s everybody always talking shit behind my back?!”


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