staples has a sense of humor!

the first rule about label making, is that we dont talk about label making.

friday journey

im doing it. i am making the trek to woodside queens to go to the one michael’s in the area. ive got coffee, reading materials, and determination for the hour and a half journey via subway. but nothing comes between a woman and the fake birds that she wants to buy!

Goats are so hot right now

So the story goes, a wild goat wandered on to a battlefield during  the American War of Independence and ended up leading the regiment. Since 1844 with Queen Victoria, there has been a Royal goat presented by the sovereign.

Meet Lance Corporal William Windsor, the current Royal Goat. but yesterday he retired with a big to do ceremony.

“The regimental goat is considered a full member of the battalion. He marches in front of the Battalion on all ceremonial duties and is much loved by all ranks.”

Look at him giving orders below. Sticking his tongue out like Michael Jordan going for a dunk, what a character!

with the position open, its only makes sense to create “Wales’ Next Top Goat”. It will have all the makings of any other reality competition show:

the slut

twins (bitchy twins)

the ugly underdog

everyones favorite

and of course alliances (they call themselves the “wrecking crew”)

when did BS get so chatty? brooke shields initials are BS! ha!

ohh the little things.

its official

baby skunks are cuter than babies dressed as skunks.

oh dont look at me like that…

further proof that i am 8.

i just pulled this out of my purse and its taking everything i have not to blow one up at my desk right now.

i mean, come on, how much fun is that kid having?!?

i would not mind having a pet goat.

but seth has a good point:

“i dont trust anything that will eat the pants right off you”- my boyfriend.

just another magic monday

words cant really explain how magical this memorial day was. this is what happens when you put four female bandmates & a playwright, take them to a park in the bronx, and then they find a magical island in the middle of the woods. i have found my happy place and its called Girl Island! we are why sailors wreck ships.

bekah navigated because she has a masters degree. sarah drove because she is a doctor. erin, jess, and me sat in the backseat and talked about lip gloss. the rest cannot be explained so i will just show a picture story.

spoiler alert

the Sex and the City sequel is going to have crazy fashion once again!