cudzoo shot about a gazillion photos on saturday for our album cover. below is just three of each scenerio created by the lovely Helen Cris (www.helencris.com)
highlights of the day include:
that sailor outfit!
getting beer delivered (god bless astoria)
the cutest kitten on earth Huckleberry Dinosaur
chubby checker’s beach party record
declicous, jalepeno tequila
spending all day being dolled up with my cudzoo ladies
Bea Arthur was a classy broad. A hilarious classy broad. Rest in peace you old so and so.
a few years ago i made my friend jacob a bea arthur track jacket.. made a tag of that hilarious face with “bea true” underneath it. you can almost make it out in this pic is your can get past jacobs refreshing mint crotch. this photo was new years, so dont hate. and, yes, i did have the option of cropping it, whats the fun in that?
keep your eyes peeled because there are going to be a lot of bea heads popping up around brooklyn.
(heres is BOF’s bea blog below)
i spent the majority of the evening watch shitty tv including this show, Take the Stage.. which is like Center Stage but without the chick from CrossRoads or the cameo from Randy Pearlstein. aka: whats the point?
and then it pops up that the concept of the show was from Nick Lachey. oh dear god.
i did change the channel when “The Duel II” came on. Come on , i have a little self respect.
** for reals, Ruthie from Real World Hawaii is still on this. what is wrong with these people? “i’m a recovered alcoholic, i should go spend time in a mansion with a hot tub and a lot of drunk 30 somethings with no life aspirations and no body fat”
is here.
scrunchies are officially back- according to american apparel.
** girl, 5 scrunchies must be pulling your brain too tight. you went and put your leotard on backwards!
this is where you can find Steve and I’s daily Current Events Vids.
steveandmamrie.wordpress.com
and i swear, only the first two look like a “take on me” video. just like the queer eye for the straight guy theme song, aw things just keep getting betta !
in honor of Earth day I want to take a moment and honor those animals that are no longer with us. however, These species make me think that I might have the wrong idea about Mother Nature. I always picture her as a warm, nurturing lady with wildflowers in her hair and a big pot of quinoa on the stove top.. but perhaps shes more like Tyra Banks. And survival of the fittest follows the guidelines of America’s Next Top Model. Clearly these species were not the cutest in the kingdom and based on their lack of existence, bitches were’nt fierce enough.
(cue a mashup remix of glen miller’s “I’ll be seeing you” and Puffy’s “I’ll be missing you”)
Passenger Pigeon (aka: the cute pretty country girl)
Carribean Monk Seal (the plus size)
Dodo Bird (the so ugly she’s pretty one)
Thalycine (the “you dont know me!” attitude mixed race chick)
na na na na na, You wannt be on top? (of the food chain)
im putting money it being the biggest ’09 halloween costume in wburg. start painting those pheonixes!
